Well, well, well, look who stumbled upon my blog - where laziness meets ambition! Yes, you heard that right, I’m lazy but I wanna be busy! It’s like being both a sloth and a cheetah at the same time. I like to get things done quickly so I can relax, but then I feel guilty about it, so I have to go out and try every new thing in life.
You might think I’m an intellectual, but let me tell you, I love to swear and talk smack. Blame it on the lively and upbeat atmosphere around me, or maybe I just have a potty mouth. My colleagues say I’m a young buffalo and dog-blooded, but hey, I bring the fun to our working space. Can’t argue with that, can you? If the world is divided into angels and demons, I’m definitely the latter. But, don’t worry, I’m the charming kind of demon, not the kind that eats your soul or anything. Pinky promise!
So, here’s the deal, in school, I was the kind of student who always got a 5 out of 10 in literature, and my essays were so short they made Twitter posts look like novels. But don’t let that stop you from reading my bragging blog. There might be a lot of nonsense, and bullshit, but trust me, it’s all in good fun! As a programmer, I know the importance of keeping up-to-date with the latest knowledge. Luckily for me, I’ve found out that the best way to learn is by having fun. That’s why I plan to study and play at the same time by bragging and boasting on this blog. Who says learning can’t be hilarious and entertaining, right?
And, if you have any advice or corrections for me, feel free to let me know. I may be a devil, but I’m also open to feedback. Thanks for visiting, and I love you (seriously, I’m not just saying that to be nice).
