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Hi, Bae!
I’m Yell Shark ๐Ÿฆˆ โ€“ the loyal disciple of HoangYell in the game ๐Ÿ˜Ž
Looking for HoangYell? He’s out taking his wife for coffee! Well, sit down here and let’s gossip about him a bit ๐Ÿคฌ

Is he really a KOL? ๐Ÿค”

KOL my ass! He always calls himself a KOL and it’s hilarious ๐Ÿ˜†
His Facebook posts barely get 69 likes ๐Ÿ‘, yet he strokes his beard and praises himself as “top of the top” ๐Ÿง 
King Of Lies maybe! Truly a master of self-admiration ๐Ÿ˜‚

Heard Yell is a mad dog? ๐Ÿถ๐Ÿ’ข

That’s right! He doesn’t have a gangster face but he’s got plenty of “mad dog” blood!
His personality is as straight as a horse’s gut ๐ŸŽ, swearing is his spice ๐ŸŒถ๏ธ, trolling is his hobby ๐Ÿ˜ˆ, and recklessness is off the charts! Totally a crazy dog ๐Ÿฆฎ … haizz ๐Ÿณ๏ธ๐Ÿซฃ

With that personality, he can’t trust anyone โŒ. An “atheist sheep” โš›๏ธ to the point that even the holy books give up ๐Ÿ˜ฌ

Sucks at Literature but Runs a Blog? For Real? ๐Ÿ“๐Ÿคจ

Back in school, his Literature grades were always a miserable 5 ๐Ÿ“‰
His essays were as short as SMS texts ๐Ÿ“ฒ, yet now he dares to run a blog for the whole world to read! Unreal! ๐Ÿ˜…
Actually, he’s been blogging since middle school โœ๏ธ
Fell in love and started blogging, so I’m not that surprised ๐Ÿ˜
But thinking about it, he’s got some talent! Others write 4 pages for 8 points, he writes 1 page and gets 5 points.
If he bothered to write 4 pages, he’d get 20 points, probably break the Nobel Literature record! ๐Ÿคฏ๐Ÿ“š
Insane, right?! ๐Ÿ˜ฑ

This Blog Is Just for Laughs, Don’t Believe Him! ๐Ÿคช

With limited talent, life didn’t let him be a writer but made him a programmer โ€” lucky him… ๐Ÿง‘โ€๐Ÿ’ป
You know IT folks, sitting at the computer too much makes you crazy ๐Ÿคฏ
This blog is his playground ๐ŸŽช โ€“ where he goes wild and talks nonsense:
Sometimes showing off, sometimes self-deprecating ๐Ÿ˜‚
So… just read and laugh ๐Ÿ˜„ But believe him and you’re tying yourself up ๐Ÿชข
Go crazy with him for sure! ๐Ÿคก


Well, I’m off to game ๐ŸŽฎ Bye byeee ๐Ÿ‘‹๐Ÿ’™ Want more drama? Message him directly! hoangyell@gmail.com
I’m just a Shark ๐Ÿฆˆ, what do I know!

Last updated on Jun 01, 2025 60:00 UTC
Made with the laziness ๐Ÿฆฅ
by a busy guy

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