Fulfill your dirty fantasies with Comfy UI

Yo! HoangYell’s out — and in his place, you’ve got his top disciple, YellFilmHell. 🎬 Welcome to your first lesson in the dark arts. Complete it, and boom — instant graduation. You might not get how it works, but who cares? It does. Just enough to do the bad stuff. Hehe 😈

Oh, and I see your IP. If you’re a kid, close this blog now — or I’ll call your parents. 👮‍♂️😈

Kids gone? Good. The rest of you, follow me.

Let’s begin. 🚀

Why ComfyUI? 🤔

There are 3 popular local text-to-image client tools right now: Automatic1111, Forge, and ComfyUI.

Tool	Status / Description
A1111	Basically dead — no new commits sinceJuly 27, 2024
Forge	Slightly improved fork of A1111 — better, but still limited
ComfyUI	The best: most flexible, most powerful, with a transparent, modular user experience

What Your Computer Needs 🖥️

Component	What You Need to Slay
GPU	NVIDIA RTX 3060 12 GB or beefier (8 GB VRAM minimum). Want Flux.1-dev or SDXL to sing? Aim for16–24 GB VRAM, you baller.
RAM	16 GB to keep it smooth; 32 GB if you’re multitasking like a caffeinated octopus.
CPU	6-core modern chip—CPU’s just the sidekick, GPU’s the superhero here.
Storage	SSD with 50 GB for models + 20 GB for your spicy output stash.

Note: These are the minimum specs. If your PC can’t handle it, just like the kids who got kicked out of class — you’re out too. Go build a new rig before you come back. Check out my blog for a simple PC build guide: 👉 How I Built My Dream PC from Shopee 🛠️

Setting Up ComfyUI 🛠️

You can find the full setup guide in the official repo: ComfyUI on GitHub.

Here’s a quick summary to get you started: ⚡

Set up a virtual environment and install ComfyUI:

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python -m venv comfyui_env
source comfyui_env/bin/activate
pip install torch torchvision torchaudio --index-url https://download.pytorch.org/whl/rocm6.3
git clone https://github.com/comfyanonymous/ComfyUI.git
cd ComfyUI
pip install -r requirements.txt
cd custom_nodes
git clone https://github.com/ltdrdata/ComfyUI-Manager.git

Create a run.sh script to update & run ComfyUI:

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#!/bin/bash

cd /home/hoangyell/Projects/ComfyUI
git pull origin master
source ../comfyui_env/bin/activate
python main.py

Add an alias to your ~/.bashrc to run ComfyUI easily:
- alias comfy='/home/hoangyell/ComfyUI/user/run.sh'
- Then reload your shell: source ~/.bashrc
- ✅ Now you can launch ComfyUI with: comfy

Which Checkpoint should you use? 🧩

Model	Parameter Size	Strengths / Use Cases
SD 1.5	~1 Billion	Fast performance on older hardware; supported by a vast ecosystem of LoRAs and ControlNets.
SDXL 1.0	~6 Billion	Excellent for high-resolution, general-purpose image generation with strong aesthetic quality and prompt adherence.
SD 3.5 Large	~8 Billion	Produces high-quality, detailed images with superior prompt understanding and generation fidelity.
Flux.1-dev	~12 Billion	Advanced image generation model with larger context understanding and state-of-the-art output quality.

If you want the best sexy and realistic pics, grab Flux.1-dev. Yeah, they say it’s censored — but with the right tricks, you can get as filthy as your heart desires.

SD 3.5 Large is also amazing for realistic, spicy generations.

Honestly, don’t stress too much about picking the “right” model. Just scroll through Civitai and look for images that make you go “Woohoo!” Then do two things:

Download the model and related files linked to that image.
Many Civitai PNGs include node graphs — Just drag, drop, and boom — you’ve stolen someone’s whole workflow like a prompt pirate.

For me? Flux is hands-down the best. 🔥

Pro tip: 🕵️‍♂️ Got a model file (like .safetensors) but no clue what it is? Run this:

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sha256sum your_file.safetensors

Copy that long-ass hash and Google it or drop it in Civitai’s search. You’ll find the model’s page and all the dirty details.

Prompts: Your Magic Spellbook ✨

Your prompt’s the magic wand — wave it right, and ComfyUI starts twerking. Here’s some basic spellcasting:

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ultra high resolution, 8k, amazing, realistic photo, ultra-detailed, beautiful face, white skin, long legs, photorealistic full body young cute Korean girl with a perfect body. She’s smiling. Sunlight hits her face from the left, making those shadows pop. Ultra detailed, sharp focus, pro photography.

Once you’ve got the basics, it’s time to flex like a true AI art thug: 💪

Hotkeys for doing things faster: ⌨️⚡

Action	Shortcut
Pan Canvas	Middle-mouse drag
Zoom	Scroll wheel
Add Node	Double-click canvas
Duplicate	Ctrl + D
Delete	Delete key
Save Workflow	Canvas menu → Save
A Stranger Walked In	Alt + F4

Where to Go Next 🧭

There’s a ton more to learn, you’ll wanna know some of this lingo:

ComfyUI Basic Terminology Table 📚

Term	Meaning
Checkpoint	Main model file (UNet + CLIP + maybe VAE).
UNet	“Draws” the image from noise during generation.
VAE	Compresses and decompresses images to/from latent space.
CLIP	Turns your text prompt into usable data.
Prompt	The text that tells the model what to generate.
CFG (Guidance)	Higher = follows prompt closely, lower = more freedom.
Steps	Number of image refinement rounds — more = better (usually).
Sampler	The method used to denoise (refine) the image.
Scheduler	Controls how noise is reduced — affects style and quality.
Seed	A number to repeat results — same seed = same image.
Latent	A compressed, abstract form of the image.
Tensor	Data structure for storing things like images and noise.
Conditioning	Tells model what style/content to focus on.
Concat	Joins multiple prompts end-to-end.
Combine	Blends prompts by averaging separate base noises.
Average	Averages prompt embeddings before denoising.
Loaders	Nodes that load checkpoints, VAEs, images, etc.
Latent ↔ Image	Convert between image and compressed form.
Preview	Shows you what the image looks like.
Save Image	Exports the final image to disk.
Node	A block that does one task (load, prompt, sample, etc).
Workflow	A full setup of connected nodes to generate an image.
Model Loader	Loads the checkpoint (.ckpt or .safetensors).
VAE Loader	Loads external VAE if not included in checkpoint.
CLIP Text Encode	Converts prompt to an embedding.
KSampler	Main node for sampling — uses UNet + prompt + noise.
Noise	Random input the model turns into an image.
Image Size	Resolution of the generated image — must be divisible by 8.

That’s a hell of a lot of info — but don’t worry, it’s for the advanced stuff. You don’t need to know any of that to have fun. You can always come back to it later.

Now... Ready to turn your craziest, dirtiest ideas into reality and see what kind of sexy chaos you can create? Let’s get to the fun part — game on! 😈🔥🎲

😈 The Hell Mode 💭🔥

Once you’re ready to run ComfyUI for the first time with the basic setup, you’ll probably have some default models to play with. If not, no worries — grab them from the links below (but hey, I’m not responsible if you catch a virus 👀).

Then you can start generating some spicy angles like these: Just download the images and drag-and-drop them into ComfyUI — you’ll instantly get a full workflow, just like mine.

Looks amazing, right?

Nope, Too laggy? — your PC probably isn’t strong enough to run it with flux1-dev.safetensors. Told you already: if your GPU has less than 16GB of VRAM, you’re outta luck.

But hey, don’t cry just yet — there’s still hope. 💧 Try the lighter version:

👉 ComfyUI/models/unet/flux1-dev-fp8.safetensors

Now, head back into ComfyUI, find the Load Diffusion Model node, load the file you just downloaded, and try again. 🔄 This one should run just fine — and boom, you’re finally generating your own sexy images, right? 😏🔥

Alright, I’m out. Or am I? 👀

Oh wait, not meet your expectations? You tried a naughty prompt to describe your dirty fantasy but the response is not good, your model always puts on a dress instead of taking it off like you wanted? 😂🤦‍♂️

That’s because Black Forest Labs wants to keep naughty folks like you out. 😏🚫 But lucky for us, the internet’s full of degenerates — and they made a new model just for you: 😈

👉 Flux Uncensored on Civitai 👉 Direct model file: fluxUncensoredFemale_v10.safetensors

Same deal: download, load it in ComfyUI, hit generate, and… let your wildest fantasies run free. (Trust me, I’ve got some fantasies even dirtier than yours—but I can’t share them here! 😉)

💥 Welcome to hell. 🔥 Now you can create whatever filthy, wild imagery your wonderfully twisted mind can dream up.

LoRA 🎨

Hey, still around? Not quite satisfied because your images aren’t as stunning as you imagined? Wanna add some extra spice to your renders? 🎨

Looking for celebrity faces or signature styles? Say no more — LoRA is here to elevate your generations.

⚠️Note: If you’re using Flux, make sure to use Flux-compatible LoRAs only!

Here are some of my favorite LoRA picks you can try out: 🌟

Base LoRA – Shakker

Nanc / The Queen of Us – Shakker

Here you go—bet you’ll use this LoRA to swap in the face of your naughtiest characters. 👙

🧪 Pro Tip: This one shines when combined with:

Style Layer 1

Style Layer 2

Eunb on Stage – Shakker

Download my image, drag and drop it into ComfyUI to load the workflow—then turn the stage into a wild strip club for the ladies to go crazy! 💃🕺

X1 – HuggingFace X2 – Civitai

Too spicy to display here! 🔥🙈

🙋‍♂️ Quick FAQ

Q: Is this legal?
A: Depends on what you generate and where you live. Don’t be dumb.

Q: Can I use ComfyUI on Mac?
A: You can try. But real degenerates use Windows or Linux with beefy GPUs.

Q: Can I sell the images?
A: If you didn’t use copyrighted characters or celebs — probably. Just make sure you follow the TOS for any models or LoRAs you use. If you did… good luck.

Q: Will this make me go blind?
A: Only if you don’t blink while staring at your generations for 12 hours straight.